what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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