He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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