I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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