just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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