Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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