I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I feel like a drive thru vagina
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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