it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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ttyl tear gas
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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