I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
