Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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