Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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