I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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