That's intense
No subtext here. People are naked.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
