I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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