AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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