Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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