Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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