i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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