Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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