you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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