That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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