Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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