i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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