nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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