My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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