Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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