Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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