What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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