he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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