I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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