just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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