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• (512): View more from Texas

  the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.

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• (760): View more from California

  I wish they had nachos that got you drunk

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

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  All of them

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.

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