Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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