He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So. Much. Porn.
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