no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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