Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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