I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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