I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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