ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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