Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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