she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
well you can't waste a boner
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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