people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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