You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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