guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You took a bar mat shot.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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