Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
