Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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