I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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