Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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