I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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