so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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