C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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