break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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