why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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