So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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